Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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