well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Randomize
