i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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