glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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