I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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