So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My ass is underappreciated
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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