Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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