that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Randomize
