roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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