where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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