if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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