You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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