they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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