so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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