How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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