If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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