So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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