I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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