It's Friday. Sex?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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