So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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