I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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