like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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