Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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