508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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