I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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