The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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