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But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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