Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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