so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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