Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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