real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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