the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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