On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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