I would go down on you faster than GM stock
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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