and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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