it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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