Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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