haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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