I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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