Do vagina's smell?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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