They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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