The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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