How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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