girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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