he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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