you turned your livingroom into a bong?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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