You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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