So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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