dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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