I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
