I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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