So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Did you just see the Batmobile???
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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