Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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