I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I want a musical about memes.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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