And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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